Husband buys 5 of the same colour of pants for his wife.
Wife: Ah! Same colour? People will think I do not change my panties
Husband: Which people?
An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Hausa man were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step was to go deep into the forest and get ten pieces of same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.
The Yoruba man came back and said to the king,” I brought 10 apples”. Then the king explained the trial to him, “you have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed.
The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The Igbo man arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy… 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed. The Yoruba man and Igbo man met in heaven and the Yoruba man asked, “Why did you laugh? You almost got away with the trial”. The Igbo man replied. “I couldn’t help it, when I saw the Hausa man coming with watermelons!”
Teacher: Construct a sentence using beans.
Ochuko: My sister cooked beans for super last night.
James: I love soup with beans for breakfast and lunch.
Johnny: I love butter beans and baked beans.
Musa: We are all human beans.
Three University students didn’t write an exam because they did not study.
They came up with a plan. They decided to get themselves dirty using grease and went to see the Dean.
‘’Sir, we are sorry we could not make it to the exam. We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down, thus we became so dirty as you can see.” The Dean understood and gave them three days to prepare and write the exam. After three days they went to the Dean ready for exam. The Dean put them in three separate classes with no means of communication. There were only four questions in the exam paper:
1. Who and who got married?(25mrks)
2. Where was the reception held?(25mrks)
3. Where exactly did the car break down?(25mrks)
4. What type of car broke down?(25mrks)
Note: your answers must be the same.
During an exam, Akpos kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet. His teacher saw him doing that and thought he was copying. When collecting the paper after the exam:
Teacher: I am going to minus 10marks.
Akpos: Hiiaa! Why sir?
Teacher: For copying.
Akpors: How do you know that I was copying?
Teacher: I saw you looking under the table.
Akpos: (laughing) Question nine said, “study the table below”.