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1 ; A GIRL DIRECTING HER NEW BOYFRIEND TO HER APARTMENT:

GIRL: Come straight down the main road and stop at the flats on your left side. At the first floor, there is an elevator, get in and press button 8 with your elbow.
When you arrive at room 8, press the bell (button) with your elbow and I will come and open.

BOYFRIEND: Ok. But why do I have to press the buttons with my elbow?

GIRLFRIEND: Are you coming empty handed?

 

 

2;  My friend wrote an application letter, instead of writing dear MADAM , he mistakenly wrote dear MADMAN

Hope he’s still getting the job.

3;   When a guy doesn’t love you anymore you will hear things like … baby why did you step on my shadow ? Do you want to injure my spirit ? It’s over please!

4;   When you treat your woman nicely, God will bless you with another one . Am I making any sense?

5;   Ladies imagine walking into heaven & the kids you aborted shouts. “Angel Gabriel..!! na she be that..! See her see her!!! Na she b dat!!!!

6;  Because a girl replied u with “thanks love ”
You now rush to inbox her. Now she snubbed u.
U see as u disgrace urself•

BY STEPHANIE ERDOO HEMEN

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