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JOB INTERVIEW
A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss.
The boss asks him, “What do you think is your worst quality?”
The man says “I’m probably too honest.”
The boss says, “That’s not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality.”
The man replies, “I don’t care about what you think!”
JOHNNY AND HIS TEACHER
    Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
   Johnny: “Seven.”
  Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and    another two  cats and another two, how many would you have?”
   Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

BY: UMMU KHULTHUM ABDULKADIR

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