JOKES OF THE DAY

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JOB INTERVIEW
A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss.
The boss asks him, β€œWhat do you think is your worst quality?”
The man says β€œI’m probably too honest.”
The boss says, β€œThat’s not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality.”
The man replies, β€œI don’t care about what you think!”
JOHNNY AND HIS TEACHER
Β  Β  Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Β  Β Johnny: “Seven.”
Β  Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, andΒ  Β  another twoΒ  cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Β  Β Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

BY: UMMU KHULTHUM ABDULKADIR

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