1 ; A GIRL DIRECTING HER NEW BOYFRIEND TO HER APARTMENT:
GIRL: Come straight down the main road and stop at the flats on your left side. At the first floor, there is an elevator, get in and press button 8 with your elbow.
When you arrive at room 8, press the bell (button) with your elbow and I will come and open.
BOYFRIEND: Ok. But why do I have to press the buttons with my elbow?
GIRLFRIEND: Are you coming empty handed?
2; My friend wrote an application letter, instead of writing dear MADAM , he mistakenly wrote dear MADMAN
Hope he’s still getting the job.
3; When a guy doesn’t love you anymore you will hear things like … baby why did you step on my shadow ? Do you want to injure my spirit ? It’s over please!
4; When you treat your woman nicely, God will bless you with another one . Am I making any sense?
5; Ladies imagine walking into heaven & the kids you aborted shouts. “Angel Gabriel..!! na she be that..! See her see her!!! Na she b dat!!!!
6; Because a girl replied u with “thanks love ”
You now rush to inbox her. Now she snubbed u.
U see as u disgrace urself•
BY STEPHANIE ERDOO HEMEN