Teacher: You Boy, spell plantain Boy: Which one? The ripe one or the unripe one? Teacher: Shuo!! What difference does it make? Just spell plantain! Abi you wan try me? Boy: Shuo Teasha, no be fightooo! If you fry the ripe one na ‘tatale’, if you fry the unripe one na ‘SHIPS’, if you roast am, na ‘Brokeman’ and if you soak am with shito and ginger, it’s called Kelewele; all of dem na plantain, so which one you wan make I spell na?! Tok quick now!!